HAHAHA but some people wont get it... read the whole story.

there was once this little 10 year old boy, whose parents were getting a divorce. upon hearing the arguments of each parent, the judge decided that it should be up to the child to decide how the custody arrangement would be worked out. the child replied "i dont want to stay with either of them, they both beat me." the judge suggested his grandparents, his aunts and uncles, family friends, but the poor kid got beaten by almost everyone that was ever qualified to take care of him. after much deliberation, and days of review of the legality of the decision, custody of the child was granted to the Miami Dolphins, on grounds that they couldn't possibly beat anyone.
*snare snare symbol*

i get it, lol.

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