When sayings get awkward

I'm enjoying the bran I've been eating for the past month!
Cut the crap and admit that you're not!

If a man named Stitch and a woman named Time had a baby and named him/her Nine, never tell them a Stitch in Time saves Nine.

If you got to a bean convention, never open a ticket booth and put "Rip one today!" as the slogan.

Anyone else?

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im gona do the last one now lol

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XD

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