Guest
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Ask a supid question, get a stupid answerin here you can ask any question, as long as it is not vulgar in any way. the next person who posts has to answer it and ask another question, and please, do not answer everything with "ur mom" lol, thanks!  to start off....... who would win a staring contest, chuck norris or bruce lee?
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Guest
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Pizza
When will the Earth blow up?
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Guest
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When I say so.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Guest
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chuck norris.
what's the best kind of weinerschnitzel?
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Robby
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Your mom! lol had to do that once.
Weener thats schnitzel is the best.
What time is it if its not 12?
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Guest
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Time to get a watch . . .
wat do you do with your free time on the eighth dya of the week?
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Guest
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Blue
Why doesnt the world revolve around me?
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Guest
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Because . . . lol you cant get much more stupid of an answer besides because. . .
 <wat is this guy actually saying?
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Robby
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" ".
Why do beans give u gas?
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Guest
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pickled elephants.
Subzero or Scorpion?
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Robby
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Wow, lol, wrong game. Um scorpion.
Wat is the height of a worm?
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Guest
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Monkey
How does Gravity work?
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Guest
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depends on how much deodurant your great great great aunt puts on. . .
How many pickles did peter piper pick?
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Robby
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3+2=3465345 divided by 70.
What isnt real?
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Guest
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Your mom! lol jk
Um...Milk
How does the moon moon people?
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Guest
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Trust.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Guest
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Dark Legend four
Can I be president one day?
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bkonch
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whenever i pop out of this warp pipe
why is luigi kicking mario in the ars?
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Kabal
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Because you'll never catch me and my lucky charms.
Why are trix just for kids?
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Death Bat
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because the rabbit just got out of rehab
why do scientoligest eat placenta (like tom cruise)
i find it very wrong and it seems as if they just put it in the religion because they had nothing else
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Kabal
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Because he likes seafood. . .
Is micheal jackson guilty?
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Death Bat
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yes
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Robby
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U forgot a question. ok i'll make.
Is good bad?
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Death Bat
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depends on how you look at the situation
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Kabal
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After you answer a question you gotta make a new question. lol
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Death Bat
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damn i forgot again ok
what is the squear root of mud
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Guest
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Mud pie
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? (The age old Q!)
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Death Bat
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3 everyone knows that
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Kabal
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AHH you forgot a question again lol . . .i'll make one its ok.
Where do babies come from?
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Death Bat
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your mom lol
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Death Bat
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why did the chicken cross the rode
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Robby
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To get to the other hide.
Why do cows eat meows?
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Kabal
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Because it was walking on the same side as the KFC and needed to get away.
Is this place a library? 
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Death Bat
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Death Bat
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can pigs fly
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Kabal
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no but bacon can.
Why is spyder the best brand of paintball guns?
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Death Bat
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because it rocks im getting the new extra
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Kabal
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awesome i got a sick pick of my Xtra . .its the newer verison, i'll have to show you some time but in the meantime ets keep this going . . .
Why are donuts called donuts when dough is spelled dough and there arent any nuts in donuts?
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Death Bat
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x because its a variable and is the answer to everything
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Kabal
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Is Freedom free?
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Death Bat
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not realy
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Guest
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Ask a Q.
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Death Bat
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will the streets flow with the blood of the non believers
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Guest
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no it will food with the blood of TEH believers :P
Will Weavel get the ultimete power?
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Death Bat
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yes because he has a cool name
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Guest
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Ask a Q.
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Kabal
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who is weavel?
Is gravel good for your digestion?
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Death Bat
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oh yeah it is
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Kabal
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Hacker man you gotta remember to ask a question otherwise this game wont work . . and if possible you can do it in the same post as your answer.
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Death Bat
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i was on another site talking to this girl so i wasnt realy paying attention but now im off so
2-x=?
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Kabal
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A big mac.
How long do Tv remote batteries last when bruce willis is holding them in his buttcheeks on sunday march 36th?
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Guest
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Never
If RE=Resident evil whet dores ER stand for???
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Death Bat
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nobody knows because nobody gets that close
what is your favioret video game series of all time mines resident evil
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Kabal
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hahah these questions are supposed to be stupid and pointless. We should talk about resident evil in a different section cause i love that series too but to continue the purpose of this section. .
Can a snowman smell anything other than carrots?
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Death Bat
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good point ok somthing pointless like what do you call sombody who you cant call somthing
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Guest
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Chipmunk
Why dont lions go meow like kittens?
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Death Bat
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because they do this 
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Kabal
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What does post-it pads sticky part taste like?
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Death Bat
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glue
what does glue tast like
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Kabal
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Post-it sticky pads
wat do they both taste like?
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Death Bat
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post its in a glue broth
y are both of our names josh and we ate at the same time and both ate junk food
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Kabal
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cause were cool like that.
 <who is trying to kidnap this guy?
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Death Bat
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hes about 10 so its most likly michel jackson
 what the hell is on that stick thats brown
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Kabal
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More importantly . .where is his other hand?
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Death Bat
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roflamo thats a good question it broke off in there
y do people do stuff
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Guest
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To do stuff
What came 1st the turkey or the turkey country?
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Death Bat
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both
if a tree falls on you does it make a sound
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Kabal
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depends on how far away you are. . .
is the glass half full or half empty?
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Death Bat
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both
 is this guy thinking or throwing up a little
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Guest
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Yes.
Can you have to many cookies?
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Kabal
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Only when you have the flu. . .
can you wear gym shorts as socks and still run 3.7 miles?
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Death Bat
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yes i just woke up at 11 i fell asleep at 2
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Death Bat
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 y does this guy look happy after puking
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Kabal
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Because he liked what he ate and wanted to have it a second time . .
Why am I holding a butterknife covered in blood?
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Death Bat
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because they guy who eat his puke deserved to die
y are pixie stix addicting
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Robby
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Becuase they are filled with pixels from monitors. Why is blood green?
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Death Bat
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because its cool like that
why dont computers compute stuff
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Robby
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Becuase they are the one.
What happens if u dont do?
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Death Bat
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its left undone
is the rain realy water
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Guest
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no, it's the tears of trogdor
do you see I do to you we too?
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Robby
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Wow, Yea i see it. Ok im gona match that.
If u werent not you would you be able to do the things that u cant do already even if u were some one else?
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Guest
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.....maybe
to not see, you would be blind but only if you were not already blind but also deaf and mute?
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Robby
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Green. 
If u werent dead but u were really alive when u were dreaming would u still be dead in your dreams if u were dreaming about being alive? What about if u were in a coma when u were dreaming about being alive in a dream about death?
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Guest
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yes. no. 
I like pie?
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Kabal
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no+yes-NES
If you could do wat you couldnt do that was done and should have been undone would the should have done stuff be undone by the stuff you couldnt do because you were undone yourself?
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Death Bat
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everything
is this all real
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Kabal
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Only if you push the easy button.
What do shnauseberrys actually taste like?
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Death Bat
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shnauseberrys
why do you ask
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Kabal
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Cause Harry said so.
HOw many land before time movies are actually made as of now?
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Death Bat
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i think 4 or 5
is cheese from a cow
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Guest
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No its from a donkey
Is milk fizzy?
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Robby
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No its furry.
Is water grizzy?
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Death Bat
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if theres a grizzly bear in it
is white red or green
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Kabal
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Only in Mexico . . .
Does Peter Pan have a pan for his peter?
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Guest
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Pickle
What does POS 3 Stand 4?
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Guest
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postal office society: 3 coming to a theatre near you!
what does kupo mean?
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Kabal
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it means food stamps in redneckinese.
Do you git r done?
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Guest
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only on pieday
what's ur momma's FC?
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Kabal
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my mother died about 2 years ago . . .
Can a zombie breathe?
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Guest
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only if it has 2 legs
(are you serious about the mother thing? if so, I'm sorry, man)
can penguins fly if they've had a red bull?
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