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Lokker
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Bar JokeThe Bartender took a lemon, and squeezed a lot of the juice from it with his bare hand into a glass. He placed several $50 bills next to the glass and would only let the one person, that could squeeze even a single drop of lemon juice from the fruit, have the money. Professional weight lifters, bikers, arm wrestlers, and construction workers tried, but all failed.
A small, scrawny looking man with a briefcase and an umbrella on him, walked up and said he would try. The whole bar laughed loudly, but their laughter faded when the man grabbed the lemon and squeezed three more drops from it. The Bartender was about to hand over the money, when he asked how the man did it.
The man removed his glasses, and replied: I'm a Tax Collector, if I can squeeze the cash out of people, I can do the same with lemons.
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Death Bat
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