Y2JCrusher
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Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die | Quote: | BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.
In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."
It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."
The mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.
Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.
"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said. |
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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if you die, your going to jail!
haha idiots XD
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Lokker
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Maybe the bodies get moved to a house of necrophiliacs?
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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those poor poor dead old men XD
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Lokker
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I could have done worse, but it's best that I don't say it.
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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yea i could see a lot of worse things XD
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Shas'o Keljel
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You know, this is the third or forth city in France that has outlawed dieing due to lack of space. Seriously isn't that what the Catacombs under Paris are for, just dumping corpses due to lack of room?
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Guest
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How can you punish a dead person? by punishing their family? Even if he did start doing that,wouldn't the ghost of the dead people either rise from the dead or appear as ghosts and came for his ass?
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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if you die ill kill you!
thats pretty much what theyre saying 
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Robby
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Haha, what the heck are you serious? That's just plain retarded.
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Brandon
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No Robby its all a joke
your such a nut.
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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Brandon
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Brandon
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Guest
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Where do you guys find these things!? I wanna get them too!! And who can you kill whats already dead?
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Brandon
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Guest
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How does that taste?
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Guest
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O RLY?
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Lokker
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Please stop, this is enough to give heroine addicts a headache.
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Nomega
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lol it's just fun lokker, if it gets too out of control one of us can just move it to the spam lounge or something.
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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sorry bout that i just kept having great ideas to respond with XD
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Nomega
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Nomega
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Nomega
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Nomega
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Nomega
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Brandon
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Y2JCrusher
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| SYLUXMASTER7227 wrote: | |
Daddy?
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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| Y2JCrusher wrote: | | SYLUXMASTER7227 wrote: | |
Daddy? |
hello son.
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Y2JCrusher
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| SYLUXMASTER7227 wrote: | | Y2JCrusher wrote: | | SYLUXMASTER7227 wrote: | |
Daddy? |
hello son. |
You're not Chuck Norris, go away!
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Brandon
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Lokker
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Be sensible or I'm sendin' this mutha to the Spam Lounge!
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Brandon
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Lokker
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I'm serious, there's a time and place for this randomness and they are anytime and the SPAM LOUNGE!
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Nomega
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lol you have to admit though Lokker that was an epic picture post on Brandon's behalf XD
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Kabal
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Lokker. . .please remove the penis from your ass for a little bit. . .once the thread dies and if it is completely pointless then It can be moved but cmon dude. . .everyone is laughing and having fun here. . .
chillax dude.
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Y2JCrusher
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This thread is now declared a Penis Pie/Vagina Cake.
That is all.
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Kabal
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I have no objections to Y2J's claim. . .
infact I second it.
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Nomega
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3rd'ed
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the hunter
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ROTFLMAO! i wouldnt eat that cake lol. ha Haaaaa.....moisty
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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omg! they really didnt hold back on detail on that cake XD
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Kabal
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That is hilarious. . .
Im not talking about the cake. . .
Im talking about what people were thinking the whole time this chef is making this baby. . .
I bet everyone thinks he is gay, if he isnt already.
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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haha yea seriously
if your gonna make one of those
at least make another something else to go with it 
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Kabal
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Like another penis to Monkey fence with. . .
Good thinking Sylux. hahah
dont you just love when people stick words in your mouth? haha
its better than a penis i guess so thats a positive.
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Lokker
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Sry, when that part of my mind takes over, I turn into a complete uptight.
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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| Lokker wrote: | | Sry, when that part of my mind takes over, I turn into a complete uptight. |
its alright i can understand
we got kinda outta hand XD
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Brandon
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LOKKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Y2JCrusher
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| Brandon wrote: | LOKKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mommy?
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Lokker
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| Brandon wrote: | LOKKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good luck! I'm 19 so I'm pedo-resistant!
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Brandon
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You will still be next!
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Lokker
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I wish I knew where you lived... so I can give you 100 bucks for making me nearly fall out of my chair! That shit gets more and more hilarious every time a new one comes up!
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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haha jeez brandon where are you getting these? XD
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Brandon
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im getting them off of potobucket.
this is what i did when i was little!
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Kabal
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HAHAHA!
htat is hilarious.. . .
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Brandon
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Josh Nowak!
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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Y2JCrusher
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| SYLUXMASTER7227 wrote: | |
THATS MAH WARIO!
Also,
AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THIS WAS ALREADY POSTED!!!!!!!!@!@$@$@$ *coughlokkercough*
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Nomega
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| SYLUXMASTER7227 wrote: | | [img]http://www.catgasm.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=547&g2_serialNumber=3[/img] |
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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fixed >_<
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Brandon
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Oh snap! I best bust some caps!
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Brandon
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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LOL at the last one XD
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Brandon
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It was good huh?
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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it must have sucked to be that kid XD
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finnsonc
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LOL, I love how this started out, you take something stupid that someone said and we ended up with a lot of stupid (but extremely funny) pictures.
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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we tend to do that 
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Brandon
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