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Lokker
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Chuck NorrisChuck Norris farts, and everyone else says it was themself out of fear.
Chuck Norris goes into strip bars and they give him money.
Chuck Norris can split an atom with his own hands.
When Chuck Norris gets vaccinated, he has to take a pill to make sure the needle doesn't break.
Chuck Norris doesn't need an oven, he just glares at his food and it heats up out of fear.
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Guest
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rofl!
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Robby
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lol, nice ones.
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Guest
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I don't like the first one though.
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Lokker
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I'll try and do better.
Q:What does Chuck Norris have in common with a doctor?
A:Both can make you to take off your clothes; With a doctor, it's required. With Chuck, it's manditory!
Q:If a tree falls in the forest, and only Chuck Norris is there, will it make a sound?
A:No, it's too scared!
When Chuck Norris plays pool he doesn't need a cue stick, he spits at the ball with so much force, it gets knocked into a pocket from the impact.
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