Y2JCrusher
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I'm pissed.MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR SAID UR MOVIN IN WITH UR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELAIR
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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owned
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the hunter
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OMFG! ROTFLMAO! that made me laff. lol, you deserve the ultimate spam award, that is amazing
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icygangsta
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Oh jesus man thats just...OUCH
DONT POST THAT SHIT AGAIN ;_;
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Lokker
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I agree! That shit was fucked up!
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the hunter
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you deserve a medal for this,
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Shas'o Keljel
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Someone found that on 4chan didn't they?
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the hunter
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i dont care were its from its funny
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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that is funny
but mentally scarring
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the hunter
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lol, i still say he deserves a metal for sharing this
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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ya mean medal?
and yea XD
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the hunter
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i ment to say medal lol.
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icygangsta
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This topic shall never die and must bring pain for generations to come !~
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Karnage
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Re: I'm pissed. | Y2JCrusher wrote: | MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR SAID UR MOVIN IN WITH UR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELAIR |
Stop stealing shit frrom CU 
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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Y2JCrusher
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CU should stop stealing shit from me.
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icygangsta
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Haha rofl nice come back
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finnsonc
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That one deserves to be saved for a long time. I have to agree that it is kind of mentally scarring. 
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Karnage
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| Y2JCrusher wrote: | CU should stop stealing shit from me.
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ok, lets look at the facts, Pyro posted this on May 4 , in CU.
you posted this a day later, and it is exactly the same, which is in all caps, and really lame.
my point: you fail. 
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Y2JCrusher
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| Karnage wrote: | | Y2JCrusher wrote: | CU should stop stealing shit from me.
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ok, lets look at the facts, Pyro posted this on May 5 , in CU.
you posted this a day before, and it is exactly the same, which is in all caps, and really AKi-Manish sexy.
my point: you win. |
K
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the hunter
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| Karnage wrote: | | Y2JCrusher wrote: | CU should stop stealing shit from me.
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ok, lets look at the facts, Pyro posted this on May 4 , in CU.
you posted this a day later, and it is exactly the same, which is in all caps, and really lame.
my point: you fail. |
well i bet some people dont go to CU, so maby he just wanted to show the people here in the guild which this, made me laff, so i say this is an epic win
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Lokker
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Sometimes I wish the whole universe will learn that nothing will be gained by being an asshole or talking out of your own.
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Y2JCrusher
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Sometimes I wish the whole universe will learn that nothing will be gained by having a another person inside of you named Damien
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Lokker
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Damien: It wasn't a cheap shot at you, okay? Besides, I'm only here because Lokker doesn't want to be an asshole online. Anyway, you should consider this: Lokker has many different aspects of him that seem to take on a more independent nature, including your's truly. Lokker figured that I would be the most appropriate voice to actually give a form to and now here we are.
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the hunter
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| Y2JCrusher wrote: | | Sometimes I wish the whole universe will learn that nothing will be gained by having a another person inside of you named Damien |
LOL. nice one
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Y2JCrusher
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| Lokker wrote: | | Lokker: It wasn't a cheap shot at you, |
Welcome to teh interwebz
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the hunter
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Rotflmao. thats great
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King Furry
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I died lolling
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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Kaballerz
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Haha boy we have some fucked up people. . .
I always say haha at everything. . .but im seriously laughing out loud right now. . .
between Lokker's split personality and his ability to act like two people amuses me even still. . .Y2J Fuckin is hysterical how he rewords people. . .
I dunno. . .its all good. . .im a happier person coming back to this all haha.
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