Not to be directed at anyone specifically... unless the doorknob has it coming. Everything is fine, except: Dirty/Disgusting remarks, Yo Mama jokes (those have their own thread), and anything that comes across as racist.
You're so clean, your fart smells like Windex.
You're so unorganized, when you say you threw on your outfit, people reply with "You look like you almost missed."
You drink so much, you could light up a small village for 3 days during your cremation.
You smell so bad Native Americans think you're calling them.*
You're so impatient, when you see a sign that says "Bumpy Road Ahead", you roll down your window to yell, "Fix it!"
* I'm Native, so it's okay for me to do that joke.^_^
Lokker
You're so bad at golf, the only two balls you hit on the course was when you stepped on a rake.
Yoy're so dumb, when someone asks if you want smoked meat, you say, "Nah, I'm trying to quit."
You're so fat when you say, "You are what you eat", people reply with, "You ate Fat B@st@rd?!"
Guest
I don't have anything.
SYLUXMASTER7227
LOL ME NEITHER!
damn caps lock
oops lol
Guest
I can make jokes about ALOT of things but it has to be RIGHT then and there.
