Joke Stories

Lokker · Joke Stories

I have 1, but feel free to add your own stories.

A guy found himself in the same room as Paris Hilton, due to a scheduling error for the hotel. You know what happened, and it happened ALL night. Reporters from different magazines all over the US somehow found about it. The first magazine that came out, had a title that read: Average Joe spent one night inside Paris.

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Ok. Don't know if anyone said this one or if anyone heard it already, but I'll say it anyway.

A man and a woman were married for many years, but the husband always had a bad habit of farting every morning once he woke up. The wife told him to stop because it wasn't natural and maybe he should go see a doctor. She also said that if he continues to fart like that, one day he'll fart his guts out, but he continued to ignore her. Then Thanksgiving came around and the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed holiday pudding, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey. While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to her as to how she might solve her husband's problem. She then went upstairs and saw that her husband was still fast asleep. With an evil grin, she pulled the covers and started to put the turkey's innards in her husband's underwear. She then proceeded to put the covers back over him and go back downstairs to finish preparing the Thanksgiving meal. Several hours later the wife heard her husband awake and then the daily fart. This was soon followed by a loud scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairs bathroom. The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up as she rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with him she had finally gotten even. About twenty minutes later, the husband came rushing downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter.

"Honey," he said. "You were right -- all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you."

"What do you mean?" asked the wife.

"Well, you always told me that I would end up farting my guts out one of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got 'em all back in."