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M.J.Q:How are Micheal Jackson and a video game alike.
A:They are both plastic and kids turn them on. 
Q:How do you tell the time in Micheal Jackson's NeverNeverLand.
A:When the big hand is on the little hand.
Q:Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-six year olds?
A:There's twenty of them.
Q:Why is Michael Jackson like a GAP sale?
A:Kids' shirts are half-off.
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King Furry
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L-O-L!
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Guest
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yay.
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Lokker
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Q:Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-six year olds?
A:There's twenty of them.
Q:Why is Michael Jackson like a GAP sale?
A:Kids' shirts are half-off.
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Guest
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oh thats good! I have some more but they are nasty.
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THUNDAx
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icic well they rok
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Guest
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lol. I think M.J. jokes are the best.
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King Furry
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Better than Chuck Norris?!?!I`m reporting you to Chuck Norris!
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Lokker
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Michael touches himself, Chuck Norris has the balls to do anything but touch himself.
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King Furry
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It`s Chucky!Run 45 ur |_ | F 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
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the hunter
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lol thats funny
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King Furry
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Chucky as in the doll!
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Guest
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I saw all those movies.
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Lokker
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Michael Jackson, 'nuff said.
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the hunter
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why did michael jackson sell netherland? why? cause its 15 years old, ROFLMAO
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Death Bat
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roflamo
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Lokker
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Q: What does Michael Jackson think, when he sees a boy on rollerblades?
A: "Oh, look! Meals on wheels!"
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the hunter
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roflmao
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Lokker
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Michael Jackson told me his nose is getting bigger, to which I replied, "I don't see it."
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Guest
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OOOOO i have some good ones!!!
Q: what did the man say to m.j. at the beach?
A: "Get Outta My SON!"
Q: what is m.j's favorite college
A:dick-in-son
LMAO r they funny or what?! LOL
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icygangsta
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rofl
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Lokker
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Michael Jackson was being pressured into becoming a priest. He kept saying, "I'm impure, there's no reason for me to be an impure priest!" The only thing the priest said, was "You and I look at boys the same way, right?"
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Guest
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mj is a drain on the economy and should die cuz hes a faggot @$$ child molster
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the hunter
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mj is has only one thing that interests me....AND THAT IS HIS MOONWALK. i want to be able to do the moon walk like him, i can do the moon walk. but not as good as him.
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Lokker
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I heard they lost MJ in the hillside area... it was winter and he lost his clothes, he blended in with friggin' everything out there.
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