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Lokker
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One-LinersYou look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You fart at anything, even when you breath.
Should elf conartists be paid under the table?
Do bald men get hair-line fractures?
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Guest
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that last one is really funny.
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the hunter
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i like to go to the park and watch the kids jump up and down, they have no idea im using blanks.
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Guest
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haha!
poor kids.
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Lokker
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Hollywood Bars make you lose things: Keys, dignity, and your virginity.
I knew someone so ugly, for Halloween, the family just sticks him outside with a Glo-Stick in his mouth.
Welcome to prison, and say goodbye to your friends, family, and a sodomy-free lifestyle.
Jesus wouldn't do drugs, mainly because he's scared of getting stoned.
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Guest
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lol
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the hunter
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once i took my wife shark fishing in the ocean, it didnt turn out that good since my wife was on her period.
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King Furry
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lol.Sharks can*is bagged and carried into an unmarked van, then shipped off*
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bkonch
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you're so ugly, you were offered a job as a stunt double in homeward bound
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