I was out with my friends, and we were running around and stuff, screwing around, and I was running with my head turned around looking behind me, and not paying any attention to the front. So, when I do turn around, I end up colliding with a small tree, snapping it in half, doing a midair frontflip, and landing in the street. I hit my hands, left arm, back, left hip, and right knee on the pavement. OMG the pain. My friends claimed I got at least 4-5 feet of air. But all in all, it was REALLY funny. I was even laughing my ass off...while yelling in pain of course.
Kabal
Haha thats funny. .. something really similar happened to me at my friends bonfire over last summer. . .my friend has a Ford Explorer and he had the back window open. . .and we were playing Jailbreak/release/manhunt (whichever suits you best) and i ran around it at about full speed and got clothes-lined in the hairline above my right eye. . .haha and im talking 15 mph sprint to 0 mph in less than a second. After stopped the bleeding i was laughing a decent bit cause this one fat kid was like "OMG are you ok man, listen im going to tag you just in case, lets get you over to the house" haha
bluwirz_fYre
xD Damn that sux. Getting clothes-lined by a window.
Lokker
The best I could do was when I bent back my big toe nail, about halfway, and only crying about the fact I could have smashed someone's face in. The long story is that a girl kept threatening to hurt me if I didn't shut up. It started to get on my nerves and then my demon took over and I was ready to bust her teeth up badly. Luckily, I still had some sanity and only kicked underneath her chair instead. The weirdest thing was that even when the nail got bent back, I only acted like I just stubbed it (Damien: The fact emotional pain can null physical pain if great enough is fucked up enough).
the hunter
i remember me and deathbat were running around the house one day(couple years ago). it was back when i was living in the basement, and theres an over hang, so we were running down the stairs, death bat tryed to leap from the stairs onto the floor. but when he jumped his head hit the over hang he did a flip and landed on his back on the floor. it looked painful. but it was funny as hell.
