Guy: You're a catch
Girl: You're a catch I want to throw back.
Guy: It's a Hammer time!
Girl: Can't touch this.
Guy: Were you born beautiful?
Girl: Were you born desperate?
Th best thing a woman wants to hear: I want to spend the rest of the night... listening to what you want to say.
The best thing a man wants to hear: I want to spend the rest of the night... making you sandwiches and never say a word.
Death Bat
the last ones great ill think of some
Robby
lol, its hammer time!
Lokker
Guy: Do you rent or own those?
Girl: Rent or own what?
Guy: Those wings you beautiful angel.
Girl: Did you see that movie, Gone in 60 Seconds?
Guy: I'm not sure, but you were gone with my heart in 60 seconds.
Robby
lol, nice.
Guest
Are you a vet, cause these pythons are SICK *points at bulging arm muscles*
Do you have a map, cause I keep getting lost in your eyes......
I your dad an alien, cause your out of this world!
Wow, I didn't know angels could fly this low!
Are your legs tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day....
If I could re-arrange the letters of the alphabet, I would put I and U right next to each other...
Guest
Thats from Quagmire.
Guest
.......so
Guest
Just felt like pointing that out. Quagmire is one of my fav. characters, next to Stewie.
Guest
lol
Guest
Stewie killed Lois in a deleted episode and Peter got married to Clevlins wife. That would have out a MEGA twist in the show. I wish they kept it in the series...
Lokker
Guy: I'm the King of the Castle!
Girl: Too bad the basement's for a queen...
Guy: What're you complaining for? You've got a tiger in he bed, a mink in the closet, and a jaguar in the garage.
Girl: Yeah, and you're the rat that pays for it all.
Guy: Why do you wear a bra if you have nothing to fill it?
Girl: You wear underwear, don't you?
Girl: I can't get over your body
Guy: Thanks for the compliment.
Girl: No, I need to get to the exit and I can't get over your body.
Girl: You remind me of a ship.
Guy: Because, I take you to great places?
Girl: No, you make me sick to my stomach.
Chaotix
i challenge u to a fight lokker
THUNDAx
lmao! pm him lol
Guest
this is gonna be good lol
Lokker
Guy: I'm the cream of the crop!
Girl: So that's why you're so slick...
Guy: I didn't know angels could fly this low!
Girl: Most angels don't take detours through he!l
Guy: Hey beautiful, what's your sign?
Girl: Stop.
Guy: You must be a marthon runner, you've been running in my mind all day.
Girl: There's not enough area in there for a light jog.
Lokker
TrogDor!!! wrote:
Are you a vet, cause these pythons are SICK *points at bulging arm muscles*
Do you have a map, cause I keep getting lost in your eyes......
I your dad an alien, cause your out of this world!
Wow, I didn't know angels could fly this low!
Are your legs tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day....
If I could re-arrange the letters of the alphabet, I would put I and U right next to each other...
From top to bottom, here are my comebacks.
Don't make me put them down.
Well, you're not going to drive into my garage by accident.
Yep, I'm from Venus, so I can as far from you as possible.
Well we don't normally detour through the bowels of He!!
Yeah... running away from you!
Well, it's easier for me, because the word "no" is already in there.
