Death Bat
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post Blonde jokesHead and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and push the buttons for their respective floors. On the next floor, the door opens and a businessman wearing a black suit boards the elevator. It’s evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulder of his suit.
Two floors later the man gets off, and the two women remain. When the door closes the brunette says, “Someone should give that guy some Head & Shoulders.”
The blonde then responds, “How do you give shoulders?”
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
nice
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Death Bat
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lol
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Lokker
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Three blonds were sitting on a park bench when a guy in a trenchcoat walks up to them and flashes them. The first woman has a stroke the second woman has a stroke, but the third woman couldn't stroke because she had someone on her at that moment.
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Death Bat
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holy shit that joke is so funny i cant laugh im gona laugh my ass off if sombody didnt know what that ment
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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Lokker
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There has been a report that the amount of blondes in the world are slowly disappearing, the scientists on the case have surmised that the blonde women cannot have babies because someone else is already inside them.
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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HAHA!
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Death Bat
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rotfl dude that is great
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tumadre69
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hahahaha
thats awesome O.o
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Lokker
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What's the first and second rule for a Girl's date?
The man needs to sensitive and good in bed.
What's the first and second rule for a Guy dating a blonde.
The curtains better match the carpet, and if she has an apple, she probably has a banana and raisins, too.
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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XDDDDD
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Death Bat
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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette looks down and says, "Aww, look, a dead bird.”
The blonde looks up and says, "Where? Where?"
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Lokker
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Three blondes were at a bar, when the first one sees a One-eyed Leprachaun walk in. She turns to the other two and says "Hey! Look at the Leprachaun with one eye!" So they both cover an eye and look at him.
What do you call a dead blode in a closet?
Last years hide-and-seek winner.
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Death Bat
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omg the secound one is awsome
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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XDDDDDDD
yea nice
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