after my last pokedude battle, i went to go capture more pokedudes and make them fight against there will, so i was walking in the forest and i see a pokedude, this poke dude looked just like a squirl, so i send out my rat pokedude, wich i just injected rabies into, i know its against the rules of the pokedudes battles, but starving them to the point of canabalism isnt enough, so i let it go, while shouting my catch fraze, FREAKISHLY STARVED RAT! I CHOOSE YOU! and it emidietly turned around and latch on to my face, as i was getting it off, something unexpected happend.....
bkonch
the squirrel pokedude jumped onto my freakishly starved rat and atached itself.
apparently, it had rabies too. i then tripped over a rock and landed face first on top of both pokedudes and killed them. i decided to bury them behind a the closest building.........
the hunter
it was a long walk,and the raby infested vermins started to stink real bad, so i stoped and thought for a secound, sniffed them, and thought to my self, "that smells like that real stinky cheese that peaple are buying" and peaple were buying that kind of cheese for atleast 40 bucks a peace, so i went to the nearest farmer, and had him mix them with cheese, so then i went to the nearest market place and sold them, i got 80 bucks! so i thought what to do with my money? so i went and bought the biggest ferret i have ever seen, and then cut it up, and made more cheese cause it smelled already like stinky cheese, then i made 120 bucks! so then i decided to stop, so i cought a rat and starved it and continued to play, BUT as i was heading to the arena......
bkonch
offercer jenny stopped me
the hunter
and i was all like, "he baby, want to make a baby?" she looks at me and says, " no thank you last time i tryed that i couldnt take a dump for weeks!" and i said"oooooooooh yah" any who she asked me "what do you have in the box?" not going to a pokedude turnament are you? those are illiagle you know, they are just cock fights but with hamsters and gerbles and with a differnt name." with out thinking i took a hammer and smashed her head, then i made cheese out of the remains. after collecting my 2 thousand bucks from the cheese, something unexspected happend.....
bkonch
my starved rat pokedude got bigger and grew wiskers!!!!1 he then tracked down the officer jenny cheese and ATE IT!!! :P sucks to bethe dude that bought that from me XD... then it hit me... i could sell the cheese and have my new starved SEWER rat pokedude steal it back so i coudl resell it!!!! i could make billions!
the hunter
and then i put my plan to work, i then went to in and kept selling the same peace of chease over and over again, a week has past, i now have 2 million bucks, and so i still do it today, and now, i can live my gratest dream, to be a pimp, but suddenly
SYLUXMASTER7227
the world ends and all the pokedudes die!
but....
the hunter
i fly off and end up getting hit by a meaderite, while hold my breath and it launches me to a far off planet of the amazon chicks, and i was getting pamperd, BUT SUDDENLY....
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It turns out one of the amozon chicks was officer jenny and she says oh no i wont be able to take a crap fer a week!
Her butt was about to explode when...
the hunter
super man showed up and grabed her and threw her out to space were she exploeded in a stinky fashion. but suddenly
SYLUXMASTER7227
The stench from the s*** mutated the amazon chicks into
SABERKINGS running in fear u....
the hunter
lol
and the amazon saberkings started to put rules everywere, like no craping in the toilet, so i left, and started a hole new life on mars were i met martian peaple, but suddenly the saberkings attacked, and they started fireing there proton AS S CANNONS! and destroying everything in site! so i sprang into action and.....
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rofl!
shot a double post and make my own sig beam killingg them!!!But there were to many when robby came and...
the hunter
AND WENT ALL RAMBO ON THERE AS S'S! and mars was saved and we lived on mars in extreme harmany, then a massive mars storm came and wiped us all off, exsept robby, who flew away days before it happend, lol.
end.
we need to make a story game 3,
Chaotix
used samus,s homing missiles wile eating chocolate cake and saved the day of the evil saberking amazons. just then trogdor appeared and everyone ran away bcuz it had a human arm that pucks you to death... the end
