SYLUXMASTER7227
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STORY GAME 4!!!One day sylux is walkin down the street when he sees Samus the hooker!
She is gettin it on with trace when... 
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Guest
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A magmaul shot comes down from a roof of the alleyway and blows up Trace. Spire drops down and...
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Guest
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does it with Samus and runs. Samus says," You have to pay for that!!!" then.....
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Guest
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Sylux starts humpin' Samus' butt! UHG! UHG! Ya! Bring it Samus!
Then Samus turnes around and...
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Trace_master
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Shoots his thing off with a homing missle when...
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Guest
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Noxus flies from the sky and freezes everyone...
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Ronin
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but then Noxus gets imped in the face, and then...
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Guest
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falls onto frozen Spire and breaks him into a million peices, so....
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the hunter
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then a human turd jumped out of knowere and started fireing his deadly ass cannon wich shoots out hard turds strong enough to impale someone OMG! ITS....
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Guest
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poopdude!!!!! so all of the Hunters.....
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the hunter
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pulled down there pants AND RETURNED FIRE! cause the only way to beat him is with corn, luckly they ALL had corn for dinner, so....
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Ronin
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lmao sorry
poopdude was impaled with corn, and the hunters threw him in a giant toilet. They were about to flush him when.........
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bkonch
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he came back to his senses and self distucted himself with a turd grenade!
he respawned, then...
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the hunter
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then all the hunters realized, that almost all his crap was gone, so they could barely see his true face....it was SABERKING! and he was real pist! so he got out his B.F.T.L! wich stood for BIG F***ing TURDLAUNCHER, and was about to launch it! but then suddenly...
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Guest
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Robby came in and starte beatin the **** out of Saberking when...
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the hunter
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he fired his embivuesly gay fudge packing attack, luckly robby dodged it and fired his corn cannon at saberking, then he became a jelontis mess on the ground, but something weird happend, the puddle started to get bigger! it seems that hes trying to ingolf the planet in his poop! theres only one thing to do, blow up the planet, so....
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Guest
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we all had to leave on star ships so we wouldn't get sploded when the planet blew up. as we were leaving...
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Ronin
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big turd hands darted out of nowhere and grabbed our ships. we were about to blow up when......
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the hunter
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the explosion of the planet had enough kick to blast us all into space, the planet was destroyed, we all had tea, and then we all died from a worm hole, becouse we were too busy having tea to notice no one was controlling the ship, the end lol
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Death Bat
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how did story game one turn into this lol
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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it didnt this is S.G. 4
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Death Bat
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i know 1 was all serios at first now its just funny wich is better i was just saying it
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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lol i started it!
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Death Bat
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oh
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bkonch
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i think 1 was the best
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Trace_master
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same 1 is better
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the hunter
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yah, the first one was easy to add a funny ending. lol
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Guest
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ROFL!!! This is Soooooo funny!
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Robby
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HA!! That was funny, i never read this one before now. lmao i like the B.F.T.L! That was the best!
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the hunter
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YOU give me a story, and i can turn it into anything that would be funny, its a talented gift, lol
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