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the hunter
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story game 5there once was a guy named bob, and yes you guessed it, he liked to streak and show off his junk, one day he started streaking in the park, dodgeing the police, jumping over small children, using feces to make the cops slip, oh how bob loved his life, but on that afternoon, something happend that made him regret streeking, when he jumped over a spiked fence, he was a little too low.....he had to go to the hospital and he was soo afraid that he lost his nuts forever when......
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Chaotix
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the nurse came in and sewed his nuts back on, and then they started gushing blood, so the nurse sang, old mc Bob jumpin a fence, got his balls stuck on the spiky fence fell to the ground, had no balls, blood all over his overalls, went the to the nurse and she dun sed, u ****** idiot ur balls are dead! hang em on a cherry tree, when there ripe take a bite, he started crying when....
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Lokker
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chinese women walked by and laughed hysterically. He healed about a week later, then felt his balls itch, every time someone was telling the truth. He figured this out and worked with the police on a weekly basis, until he developed a problem where he farted at a random moment. He decided to stop his weekly service to the police and stayed home until his farts were in his control. Things went slow, but a new problem started up when....
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Death Bat
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roflamo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!When she was done because she was....
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Chaotix
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crapping on the floor wile eating a fudgeicle that she didnt know came from a fudgepacker
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Death Bat
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but then.....
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Chaotix
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a cow sht on her hair and she said...
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Guest
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OMG!!!! a LIBRARY!!!!! so then she jumped in fear and ran to the circust, only to find out that.....
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Chaotix
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her mother..
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Guest
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was actually......
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Ronin
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a squirrel and....
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Guest
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was severely constipated, and was about to explode in a poopy explosion, when suddenly....
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the hunter
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ok i have to say, before i add on somemore, that this has got to be THE wrongest story ever on this forums, lol, it went down hill so fast lol anywho
she was about to explode in a poopy explosion when suddenly out of teh blue superman took her and threw her to space and she was about to explode but suddenly...
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Ronin
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the contipation went away, and the squirrel hurled towards earth when....
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the hunter
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it fell into the ocean and swam its way in the middle of...
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the hunter
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we need to continue this story some more lol.
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Robby
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LMAO! This is funny as crap! i gota read this more.
OK so. He swam his way to the middle of the bermuta triangle, it then took him to an alternate demension where everyone has baws for eyes and eyes for...*cough*....he then asked the people how they can see and they said-...
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Guest
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threw my pants! so.....
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