Lokker
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Telephone Screw-UpsKinda like things that should never be said on the PA but it's going to happen on the phone.
Wrong Number from a sausage resturant: Ma'am? Do you like 12 inch or 15 inch sausage in your buns?
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Chaotix
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woman means to call police"
hello officeer!! i bought a house names it my hairy ass then bought a dog and named it my hole!!!!
and well! i searched all over my hairy ass but coudlnt find my hole, can u send in some troopers?
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Chaotix
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miscalld army call,
"hello Sgt.Dick? This is Sgt.Condom. Cover me! Im Going in!"
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the hunter
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hello, yah i would like to order this 12 inch dildo...OH CRAP SORRY MOM!
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Lokker
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I want you so bad! I want... Um, yes I'd like to apply for college...
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the hunter
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mine was better 
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Lokker
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1. Woman calling a pizzaria: Do you have a sausage? Ten inches or twelve? Okay, can you come in 5 minutes?
2. *loud panting* Shit!!*hangs up the phone* Grandmother: I wonder why he hung up? He sounded tired...
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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XD!
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Lokker
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Baker: I challenge you to a beat-off!
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Guest
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Woman meaning to call butcher shop but calls up police:
Hello, This is Ms.Hot and I'd like to place an order a an extra large sasauge. I want no less than twelve inches and I want it in ten munites or less.
*ten minutes later a police knock on the door* Hello mam, I'm Commander Weeny and I got your sausge right here all wrapped in denim.
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Lokker
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Screw up to what should've been a butcher: I'm tired of waiting outside! My clothes are wet and I don't have any pork in me! Give me your meat so I can put it in my mouth!
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Guest
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LOL!!!
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Lokker
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OH GOD!!!
Priest: Yes my child, no need to shout... hello?
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Guest
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LOL!!!
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Lokker
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Caller: I need help! I've overdosed and I need someone here.
Dispatcher: What did you overdose on?
Caller: Viagra, I need someone here before it wears off.
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