The Corrupt a Wish Game!

Guest · The Corrupt a Wish Game!

I saw this on another forum. Basically you ask for a wish, and the poster below it grants it... with an added effect. Then HE makes a wish, and the next poster grants it... with an added effect... and HE wishes for somthing else... etc.

e.g.

Poster 1: I wish for a bag of money.

Poster 2: Granted, but it will cost you.

I wish for a soda.

Poster 3: Granted, but it explodes on the touch.

I wish for a Wii.
(etc.)

I guess I'll start.

I wish school was out.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted, but summer is already over XD

i wish i could live forever

Guest

Granted, but good luck trying to do anything on the sun.

I wish for a cookie.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but its made of shit

i wish my wish would have no bad side

Nomega

Granted but tough shit thats how the game works XD

I wish there was a war.

SYLUXMASTER7227

but theres peace?? XD
i wish i had a pie

Y2JCrusher

granted but britney spear's remains are in the pie

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl would come out sooner

Shas'o Keljel

Granted but it comes out for PS3

Nomega

Haha, thats pure evil Shas Very Happy

Shas'o Keljel

Here I'll do Hackers for Him

I wish I wasn't a jew and that my Balls did not explode

Y2JCrusher

granted but Shas becomes a Jew and his balls explode

I wish that another Zelda for the Wii will come out

Guest

Granted, but it costs $5000.

I wish
for a Wii.

(I CAN'T F***ING BELIEVE THAT I STILL DON'T HAVE ONE!!!) Meh, my NES is cool, though.

Y2JCrusher

granted, but it's after Nintendo realesestheir next console

I wish that theres a Shadow of the Collossus 2

Guest

Granted, but it's only sold in Japan.

I wish for a giant Cherry Coke.

SYLUXMASTER7227

but its made of cocaine and tha other meaning of cherry O_O XDDDDD

i wish i could fly lol

Guest

Granted, but you run into an airplane.

I wish to be rich.

Lokker

Granted, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I could live out a scene from a Penthouse Magazine letter. (not rly!)

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but you die on the way there

i wish i could run super fast

Guest

Granted, but you run into a tree.

I wish everyone would vote 5 on my flash (seriously).

Nomega

Granted but people are going to down vote.

I wish I had a new T.V

Guest

granted, but u dont have cable

i wish i had another guitar hero controller

Nomega

Granted but it's made for Calico vision.

I wish there were more people at the forums

Lokker

Granted, but they're all the d-bags from the NSider forums.

I wish I could breath underwater.

Shas'o Keljel

Wait..

Lokker

Granted, but it'll freeze up like it was getting paid $10,000 a minute for it.

I wish girls would flash me if I said "Horny".

Y2JCrusher

granted, but their flat chested

I wish they'd call the Nintendo DS the Gameboy DS

Guest

Lol, this thread got a lot of popularity.

Granted, but it's only called that in Japan.

I wish people didn't have to sleep.

Lokker

Granted, but you'll spend more money on food if you didn't sleep.

I wish women would french kiss each other instead of saying "hello".

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted, but they look like [img]this:http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg[/img]

XD

i wish for candy

Lokker

Granted, but they smell like a cross between smoked cheddar and a Montreal cab driver.

TheDoomMaster

granted, but they look like a cross between my sister and ur mother. O_O

SYLUXMASTER7227

make a wish

TheDoomMaster

make a woman

Lokker

I wish lesbians were the only people that were homosexual.

TheDoomMaster

I wish lesbians were the only people that were homosexual.

Lokker

Granted but they're all Butchy.

I wish there was a sound that caused women to makeout.

SYLUXMASTER7227

GRANTED BUT they all look like this:

I wish i could teleport

Guest

granted, but youd land in a room full of naked gay men

i wish i had friends XD

Lokker

Granted but, unlike me, they'll wear sunglasses to hide the fact they're staring at your chest.

King Furry

Oh, um, yup,yup, dude, I totally heard that.

I wish I was a living robot that could destroy the world.

Y2JCrusher

granted but Megaman comes and kicks your ass.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper right now

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but its solid pepper

i wish i had a palkia

Lokker

Granted, but you had to trade a Level 100 Arceus with Pokérus to get it.

SYLUXMASTER7227

damn XD

i wish i didnt not think to have no nonexistant fictuous pie! Boulet

Y2JCrusher

granted, but an hour later you think of, guess what, a nonexistant fictuous pie.

I wish summer vacation would last forever

SYLUXMASTER7227

DAMN YOU NOTICED!

ummmmm but you have infinite number of 10,000 page book reports the ENTIRE time

I wish i could get a wish the exists in your moms mind except that is really not isnt reality when you think outside of the box upside down while saying what canadian style not really but really forsure Boulet

XD

Y2JCrusher

Granted but your still a virgin.

I wish I could steal Sylux's mod spot

SYLUXMASTER7227

XDDDDDDD
you got me there

lol im only mod of VG News and Metroid
soooo granted but you become a hobo and have to live in the streets with no computer

I wish i could beat this game even tho its impossible Black Eyed Orc

Y2JCrusher

Granted but you lost all your lives because you can never beat me sooooo

I wish that sucky games would burn up.

SYLUXMASTER7227

Granted but they are fireproof, and or will explode in ur face

Lokker

I wish I could be a character in the CAD comics.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted buttttttttttttt your comics are printed on the sun

i wish i were famous (not rly)

Lokker

Granted, but you're famous for the most Homo-Hickies on one person.

I wish to be in a month-long gang-banging. 6_9 (Not rly)

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but they are all clones of your grampa

Guest

granted, but they're trapped in the closet.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Y2JCrusher

Granted but she's Britney Spears

I wish Assholes would die in three secounds

King Furry

Granted but you die too.

I wish I had a girlfriend who wasn't stupid.

Guest

Granted, but she's retarted.

I wish I had paper money.

King Furry

Granted, but it burns in your fingers.

I wish I had a custom Gespenst.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but the genie has no clue wat that is so its something else

King Furry

Well, seeing as how you got no wish to corrupt, I got a customk Huckebein! ^_^

I wish to die.

Y2JCrusher

granted, but your revived a day later.

I wish that the new season of Mindfreak would start tomarow

Lokker

Granted but it gets interrupted by several episodes of Sharon, Lois and Bram.

I wish I had an avatar that perfectly reflects me.

Y2JCrusher

granted, here you go

I wish Wendy's had a free hamburgers day

King Furry

Granted, but they have cyanide pills in them

I wish Hitler was a good guy.

Lokker

Granted, but Sweden has decided to enslave the Northern States of the U.S.A.

King Furry

no question?

I wish they'd find Osama.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but they bring him back and he explodes a fatty bomb destroying 27 states and several provinces of canada

Guest

No wish, oh well.

I wish i knew japanese and still remembered english

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but youre stuck in a trailer park fulla rednecks

i wish school wasnt so damn long

Lokker

Granted but the remaining hours are spent, being chased by aliens with KY Jelly.

King Furry

...What was that now?

I wish chaos and anarchy were what ruled this world....

Lokker

Granted but you end up as a sex-slave to Mr. Dressup.

I wish I didn't look like Harry Potter's cousin.

King Furry

Granted, but you are now his dead father.

I wish I was more stable.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but you fall of a cliff

i wish mj wasnt so creepy

Lokker

Granted, but now there's another famous singer that's become a sexual-predator... Hillary Duff.

I really do look like Harry Potter's cousin, which is really sad!

I wish we didn't have to hear about Victoria Beckham.

King Furry

Granted, but she haunts your dreams.

I wish I had an army of mechs.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but theyre made of rotten cheese

i wish i wasnt confused

King Furry

Granted, but Darkrai puts you to sleep and eats your dreams.

I wish my mech army wasn't made of rotten cheese or rust.

Lokker

Granted, but their armor is made of fudge.

I wish they a ??? Plate for Arceus.

King Furry

Granted, but Arceus becomes a Bad Egg.

I wish I had an army of hookers.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but theyre all men

Lokker

I wish the cutest, hottest, non-crazy women would eventually knock me over and have sex with me like a Penthouse Letter.

Guest

Granted, but then Trogdor comes and burninates you.

Hmm... I wish for a soda...

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but the secret ingredient is jesus juice

i wish u could ______

King Furry

Granted.

I wish my background music was Steel Beowulf

SYLUXMASTER7227

Granted, but its so loud, it blows out your eardrums

i wish i could have another wish

King Furry

Granted, but the wish is corrupted, even if it was negative to begin with.

Enjoy the fat gay guys who are your biggest fans.

I wish my eardrums didn't blow out from Steel Beoqulf.

Lokker

Granted, but it causes your bowels to relax every time.

I wish there was a contest that you could make your own 'Mon that would be put in the next game.

Y2JCrusher

Granted, but your pokemon designs suck so you don't win.

I wish schools everywhere would blow up at this moment.

Lokker

Granted but now the Teachers are sexually assaulting every bad student in their schools.

I wish there were stadiums where you could play games with Hololgrams (Metroid Prime Hunters, Pokémon, etc.).

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but your blind and deaf XD

i wish i could make this face
Black Eyed Orc

Lokker

Granted but now Hockey teams are pissed off at just you!

I wish the Mystery Plate wasn't a hacked item.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but it makes arceus look like MJ!

i wish.

IManicMeisterI

i wish i had RE 5 in my hands right this instant

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but your hands are on fire
and the game burnsssssssss

i wish i could read minds

IManicMeisterI

granted but of people that have images of beastiality (that how u spell?) on their mind Na!

i wish i could become invisible

SYLUXMASTER7227

XD

granted but you live on a planet covered in mud, snow, and water

so they can see u Smile

i wish something that only i kno

Lokker

Granted but now you know nothing else.

I wish I could stand on clouds like an Elemental.

SYLUXMASTER7227

granted but a plane hits you the second you try it, killing you

i wish i could breathe underwater