A modern day pirate decides to look more like an old fashioned one and gets a parrot, The guy he buys it from tells him that it can speak too.
"So, what can you say, little guy?" The pirate asks as he walks onto his ship. "Is it... Polly want a cracker?"
"Fuck you, one eye." The parrot says back.
"That isn't a nice thing to say." The pirate tells the parrot. "And if you say that again, I will lock you in the freezer for 12 hours."
"Fuck you, one eye." The parrot says again. So the pirate grabs the parrot and puts in the freezer for 12 hours.
"Well, have you learned your lesson?" The pirate asks as he takes the parrot out of the freezer.
"Fuck you, one eye." The parrot says again.
"So, you are still that stupid?" The pirate says. "Lets see how you like spending another 12 hours in there.". So the pirate puts the parrot in the freezer for another 12 hours.
"Are you ready yet?" The pirate asks.
"F-fuck you, o-one eye." The parrot squaks. So the pirate leaves the parrot in the freezer for another 12 hours.
"Done saying that yet?!" The pirate asks angrily.
"F-f-f-fuck you, one eye!" The parrot screams.
"Alright you stupid bird! Be that way!" The pirate yells back. "I'll see you in a week!"
The pirate comes back in one week and opens the door. He finds the parrot dead, flipping him off while covering one eye.
