There was a guy walking on a beach, and after some time, found a woman who had no arms or legs crying. "Why are you crying?" the man asked. "I never been hugged" The woman said. So the man hugged her and said "there, now you been hygged" but she still cried. "Why are you still crying?" the man asked. the woman said, "I never been kissed." So the man kissed her and said "there, now you been kissed" but she still cried. the man asked "Why are you still crying?" the woman said, "I never been screwed." Then the man picked her up, threw her in the water, and said "There, now you been screwed"
