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| the hunter |
THERE ISNT ENOUGH GAMES! WELL HERES ONE! I CALL OUT!u-GAY-ho!!!i challenge anyone to a card battle! first i call out THE HORNY DOG IN DEFENSE MODE! and attack with my POOPINATOR CARD!!! *basicly this game is making fun of the actual game yugioh, becouse its gay, so put out youre own funny made up card names and put em here! and make it look like youre seriusly playing lol" |
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| Death Bat |
i play HIV in attack mode and use my power up card to form AIDS | ||||
| icygangsta |
Yugioh is not gay now watch this and die...
I summon UFO turtle in ATK I play Nega Duplicate (Bring any 2 cards that are the same from your deck to the field) I play 2 more UFO Turtle in ATK I play i forgot the cards name fuk ! anyway it lets me attack the opponent directly with 3 monsters if theya re the same and i think UFO turtle has 1400 ATK so 1400 x 3 = 4200 so you have -200 LP . 
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| Y2JCrusher |
I SUMMON GEORGE W. BUSH!
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| the hunter |
yugioh is gay, becose did you know that more gay people watch it then straight people? lol. anywho ILL COUNTER ACT GEORGE W BUSH and play! THE ANEREXIC CHICKEN IN DEFENCE MODE! and play, YOURE MOMA IN ATTACK MODE! |
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| Lokker |
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| the hunter |
hey, the show is about cards. CARDS! and they act soooo smug about it, that they like to eat there own farts! they act so tuff when its a CARD GAME! omg! and i was watchin this one episode, and this guy was like, takin his shirt off, and was like, look at my tatoo. it simble lizes this yatta yatta yatta! fact of the matter, the show is gay, horrible, and it IS a fact that gay people watch it more than straight people. true fact, anywho.
back to the game, no more talkin about it. |
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| the hunter |
IM NOT CALLIN THE SHOW GAY! IM CALLING IT RETARDED, and a little gay,! ITS AN ACTUAL FACT THAT MORE GAY PEOPLE WATCH IT THEN STRAIGHT PEOPLE! LEARN TO UNDERSTAND THE SENTENCES I POST! god.
this was for lokker wich post i deleted becouse i said no more talking about the subject. sooo yeah. everyone but lokker ignore this. ok now on to the forum game. im still waiting for a challenger to take on my anerexic chicken? |
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| Death Bat |
my case in poin Lance Kidder lol hunter knows who im talkin bout | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I play CHUCK NORRIS! | ||||
| Lokker |
*sighs* I believe you that more Gay people watch Yu-Gi-Oh, it's that I get a little pissed off when I think people bash something I like. I'll try and keep a better focus on what people say. I really hope this doesn't make me look like a bitter prick, because I'm normally nice and respectful. I tend to become more angrier and more assaulting verbally when I get too stressed out. | ||||
| the hunter |
alright, its over,. now I PLAY I PLAY JESUS! in defence mode, and i play the ANGRY SCOT IN ATTACK MODE! |
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| Y2JCrusher |
Chuck Norris attacks with a ROUND HOUSE KICK!
You lose. FATALITY! wait wrong game. |
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| Guest |
I summon THE INTRENET... without paying the Tribute! And now I will say a random quote from yu-gi-oh the abridged series before anyone can complain: "Screw the rules, I have Money!"
INTERNET... ATTACK! OMGBBQ 1337 HAXXOR B34M 0F B451C 1337 4TT4CK!!1! 1 H4V3 CH4NG3D T3H 4R3N4 TYP3 T0 1337!!1!! And BTW... http://youtube.com/watch?v=vmVGQR3NNdg There's a billion more too, lol. |
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| the hunter |
I CALL THE HORNY DOLPHIN IN ATTACK MODE! you know how playful they get, result youre all stuned | ||||
| Guest |
NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| Death Bat |
i evolve my aids even farther with a transform card making super aids the play all the worlds wemon in attack mode transferiong the aids to them exept for one girl who i keep for myself | ||||
| icygangsta |
YUGIOH'S SHOW MIGHT SUCK BUT THE CARDS RULE SO STFU
*plays nimble momonga face down* (8000 lp game) *hacker attacks with AIDS* *nimble momonga gone in grave yard* *i gain 1000 lp* *i summon cyberstien* *pay 5000 lp to special summon fuion monster* * i have 4000 lp* * i summon blue eyes ULTIMATE* *attack hackers AIDS* *Hacker = dead* |
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| Y2JCrusher |
CHUCK NORRIS ATTACKS BLUE DUDE WITH A ROUND HOUSE KICK!
Icy=dead. |
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| icygangsta |
w/e | ||||
| Lokker |
I play Horny Great Dane, it attacks Chuck Norris with its 5-Minute Dry Hump attack.
Horny Great Dane activates its Ball Replacement Ability to weaken the strength of Super AIDS attack power. |
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| Death Bat |
YOU CANT WIN THERE IS NO CURE FOR AIDS LET ALONE SUPER AIDS |
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| the hunter |
oh yeah! WELL I PLAY MY MAGIC JOHNSON CARD! CANCELS OUT YOURE AIDS! and then I play the HORNY HORNY HIPPO IN ATTACK MODE! NUT GOBBLER ATTACK! | ||||
| Death Bat |
damn forgot about him uhhh i resommon aids with my paris hilton card | ||||
| the hunter |
doesnt matter! my MAGIC JOHNSON CARD is still in play, it automaticly takes out all STD cards, and prevents new ones from apearing! I play, the HORRIBLE BLISTER CARD! wich creates a horrible puss shooting sheild! it shoots puss, doesnt doo damage, but protects my magic johnson card. and my horny horny hippo attacks with its POO FLINGING ATTACK! |
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| Death Bat |
i throw all my cards at u and give u a realy bad paper cut hahahahhaha i win | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I summon the ultimate monster...................
MICHAEL JACKSON! MJ RAPES ALL OF YOU. I win. |
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| Death Bat |
he only goes for 12 and under so lol | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
damn..... well I play the extend 20 years card, make MJ want 32 and under now. *evil french laugh* |
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| Lokker |
I summon Angry German Kid in attack mode, and equip it with a Butt Plug and protect it with MJ-proof sheets. I attack AIDS and use AGK's Constant Bitching Ability to remove it from play for 1 turn. | ||||
| Death Bat |
i sommon ur home to be turned into hiroshima and summon A-Bomb in attack mode owned | ||||
| Guest |
*Recovers*
I have THE INTERNET attack angry germnan. |
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| Death Bat |
lol | ||||
| Lokker |
It has another effect! When Angry German Kid is destroyed, I can summon Ghostrider and use its Ghost Conversion ability if I special summon it.*Ghostrider turns all creatures into Ghosts and rides them until they pass out* | ||||
| Death Bat |
well i sommon ghost busters 2 | ||||
| the hunter |
I SUMMON MY NUCULAR WAR FARE CARD! and sinse im safe inside my blister, everyone gets bombed. | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I summon Ricky Bobby to attack Ghost Busters 2 | ||||
| Death Bat |
damn ghostbusters can do anything to not ghosts | ||||
| Lokker |
I play Mardi Gras Flasher in attack mode, she attacks Ricky Bobby with Tit Stroke and uses her Lap Dance ability to remove Ghostbusters 2 from the play for an hour (so they can clean up). | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I summon
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| the hunter |
wow this game is really doing good! i play
the horny preist in defence mode, and my poopinator card in attack mode |
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| Death Bat |
i throw little kid and ur preist follows him lol owned | ||||
| the hunter |
I play, CINNIMON TOAST CRUNCH! | ||||
| Guest |
I play... BILL GATES and his special ability allows me to take everyone elses monsters because he's so rich. | ||||
| the hunter |
I counter act with bankrupsy! with my new computer program that runs microsoft out of busniness card! | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I summon Abe Lincoln and have my Diet Coke With Bacon attack Cinnimon Toast Crunch. | ||||
| Lokker |
I play Happy Swiss! He has the ability to not be damaged or destroyed, he also cannot attack, but takes half of everyone's current lifepoints for safekeeping. | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
Chuck Norris makes the rules silly.
Chuck Norris attacks Happy Swiss with a ROUND HOUSE KICK! Instent death. |
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| Lokker |
Happy Swiss's Special Ability kicks in, and the UN carts of Chuck Norris before he does anything. | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I play the screw the rules, I have money card. The rules no longer apply for this turn. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ROUND HOUSE KICK! | ||||
| Lokker |
Since you removed my only Monster I can play Monica Lewinsky, and she uses her B.J. ability to slowly disable Chuck Norris and make him a target to all the other monsters. | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I use multiply so there are now 100 Chuck Norrises on my side of the field. | ||||
| Lokker |
I play Fornicator Multiplier and causes 99 more M.L.'s to appear and a massive orgy starts on the battle field. | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I play LIU KANG! USE THE FATALITY! *Giant flame engolfs the battlefield, when the smoke clears, Lu Kang is the only thing left standing*
Liu Kang wins, FATALITY. |
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| Shas'o Keljel |
Alright mother fuckers...
I play Spellmongler Magic card that reduces your live points for each magic card in your graveyard now I need to monologe for the next 30 min without laying down my next card this turn. |
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| the hunter |
oh yeah, well like the hacker I TOO HAVE AN AIDS CARD! AIDS ATTACK SHAS! shas now has aids.
I also play my paris hilton cards wich doubles and gives shas super aids. BUT! an exciting twist! i have another paris hilton card wich creats ULTRA AIDS! |
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| Shas'o Keljel |
But my turn wasn't over yet! I have a motha fucking trap card!
I lay down Epidimic I give AIDS TO BOTH OF YOU MOFO'S AND CURE MYSELF KEKEKEKEKE NOW I MONOLOGE AGAIN ABOUT HOW AWSOME I AM AND YOU STAND NO CHANCE. KEKEKEKE |
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| Ronin |
I play condom man! His safety features prevent your aides effect, and render you helpless. CONDOM MAN, ATTACK! | ||||
| the hunter |
theres no cure for aids card! theres only condom and MAGIC JOHNSON CARD! but that still doesnt stop youre HIV! |
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| Death Bat |
i put my super aids on ice and ad a flavor packet and make...............
COOL AIDS |
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| Shas'o Keljel |
I lay down my Government Service Card, It knows Hacker and his family have been abusing their wellfare and for this they are instantly arrested and his life points drop by over 9000 Making me the Instant winner KEKEKEKEKEKEKE! | ||||
| Death Bat |
dude i dont know y u think im on welfare | ||||
| Shas'o Keljel |
Do I need to get Jon here so we can explain it to you again? | ||||
| Death Bat |
fine do it cause one im not so shut the fuck up | ||||
| Shas'o Keljel |
It will be a week because Jon is in Canada right now | ||||
| Death Bat |
fine dick head lol | ||||
| the hunter |
roflmao, josh isnt on welfare lol | ||||
| the hunter |
hey people! dont let this thread die just becouse of a little intervention! I CALL OUT!
CRAB CAKES! it sends out an arora of great and tasty smell of the best darn cake you could eat! it lores all monsters no matter what to it, and when they eat it, they get crabs! pubic hair lice! |
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| Y2JCrusher |
I attack crab cakes with Chuck Norris's ROUND HOUSE KICK.
Instant death mother trucker. |
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| the hunter |
yeah but i had a trap card! the gaping vagina, as chuck went for my crab cakes the vagina sucked him up and instantly killed chuck norris, becouse the crab cakes gives the vagina a boost becouse its pubic hair lice! and it gives it enough power to take out chuck norris. | ||||
| Guest |
I summon danny phanotm and use one of his special abilities (His ghostly wail destroys all ghosts and since everyone's been turned into a ghost, all your monsters die.) Now I equip him with four horns of the unicorns to raise his ATK to 4200 (started with 1400) and then I use another special ability of his, by giving up 1000 LP I can summon a clone of him, now I use defusion wave motion and give up 2000 to attck everyone so I use both my dannys to destory all you guys. GAME OVER I WIN BITCHES!!! | ||||
| Lokker |
You forgot about me, bitch! I summon Beetlejuice by saying his name three times and equipping him with the Plasmius-Maximus to diffuse Danny's ghost energy and send his attack power to 100, making him easy pickings for my Goomba Mine Magic card, that destroys all monsters who have had their attack power reduced by 1000 or more. I also use a card called Rejuvenation of the masses that revive all past competitors, with only half of their max. Life Points restored. This game isn't over until it's over! | ||||
| Guest |
I use soul release to remove five cards from the game, then play Harpuia (ATK 500/DEF 500). Then I activate my facedown card, return from different dimension which allows me (at the cost of 2000 LP) bring back every monster I removed from the game so I bring back Megaman (ATK/ DEF 2500) Zero, (ATK DEF 2500), Axl (ATk2400/ DEf2000), and Sigma (ATK 2800/ DEF 2100). Then I use Harpuia's special ability (by removing monsters from the game I can add half their attack points to him) giving him a total of 5400 ATK. Now I play anoher facedown card, megamorph which (as long as my lifepoints are lower than yours) double my monster's attackpoints to 10800. Then I play darkhole (which destroys all monsters on the feild) followed by white hole (which protects my monsters from dark hole). Then I activate my other face down card, another diffusion wave motion but first I play (two facedown) diaketo teh cure masters (for 2000 extra LP) then I play diffusion wave motion, attack all you bitches (who were then made vunerable) and WIN!! | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I summon Michael Jackson to rape all of the other monsters.
I win |
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| IManicMeisterI |
Well i summon Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC!!! He stops MJ dead in his tracks!!!! | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
I summon Chuck Norris.
Everyones screwed. I'll have Chuck round house kick Chris for a instant kill and have MJ rape Chris's dead body. |
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| IManicMeisterI |
I summon R.Kelly!! He pisses in MJ's face and MJ accidentally rapes Chuck Norris!!! 
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| Y2JCrusher |
Chuck Norris can't be raped. Because he's Chuck Norris.
Anyway, Round House Kick, instant death, MJ rapes blah blah blah........... |
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| the hunter |
I call out! disires card! it will lour all monsters toward my gaping vagina card, no matter what! the desires card shows the desires of the monsters, example it shows a little boy in michals eyes, and as he goes to get it! wamo, vagina eats him | ||||
| Y2JCrusher |
too bad Chuck Norris doesn't have any desires.
I play the icygangster card. It is fucking useless. |
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| IManicMeisterI |
I play the osama bin laden card!! icy gains nukes and bombs the hell outa sylux!!!
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| SYLUXMASTER7227 |
i play sylux which shock coils u all giving me full life points 
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| IManicMeisterI |
i play hepatitis a-z !!! Ha and activate my trap card NO MEDICARE/HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!!!! U R F****D | ||||
| SYLUXMASTER7227 |
i play condom which breaks and i die of hepititis
*game over for me* |
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| the hunter |
I play spam card!
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