Lokker
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Things That'll Get You SlappedHi! Why don't you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up?
My mom told me if I looked at a girl funny I'd turn to stone, and I feel something getting hard already!
Sorry! My friend said he wanted some beaver tail.
I know a cool math equation. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, then you divide the legs and pray to God you don't multiply.
Are you sure you don't have a bit of Italian in you? I'll take you to my place and you'll have a bit of Italian in you for sure.
I see into the future, and you're in bed with a man and you're like that until morning. Well consider yourself lucky, 'cause the future is now!
Anybody else want to try?
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the hunter
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ill give it a try.
want to play delivory boy? im the giver, youre the reciever.
lol
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Death Bat
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rotflmao
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Guest
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you know how to use a gun right? you just cock it till it's loaded!
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Lokker
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I travel across the earth,
and if I am in luck,
I'll find a hotty in every city,
and screw her in my truck
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icygangsta
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| Lokker wrote: | I travel across the earth,
If i have a poll between whos better me or icy , icy will win , FOR SURE !!!
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THUNDAx
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those first jokes made me fuckin rush out laughin
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Lokker
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| icygangsta wrote: | | Lokker wrote: | I travel across the earth,
If i have a poll between whos better me or icy , icy will win , FOR SURE !!!
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Can you choose someone else for a superiority competition? Check your ego at the door or this'll drag on like an acceptance speech.
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THUNDAx
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lokker whats the joke sayin my friend wanted beaver tail mean..? lol
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icygangsta
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lol lokker im just jokin around sorry if u find it offensive
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Lokker
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At a Casino: I'm the king of conversation, but I'd really like to rub your ace and see your pair in bed.
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Guest
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To basketball's easy, all you do is slam balls in the hole.
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Lokker
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At sex addicts annonymous: Hi, I don't have an addiction, but I'll gladly help some of you work your way down.
I'm always looking for people to help with my meat delivery service, my credo is, "I won't stop until my meat is in you!"
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