Lokker
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Things you don't want to hear on a school P.A. SystemJust type it up, then the next person will type something either funnier, or more disgusting (Just not too disgusting)
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King Furry
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Sex ed via P.A.........in elementary.
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bkonch
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secretary/principal phone sex accident
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Guest
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh, OH!!! give it to me!!! Mr. Hat give it to me!!!
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Lokker
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*sounds of farting* I'm glad no one walks into my office, 'cause I'm always eating too much chili!*strains the last few words as he says them*
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Guest
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Sex inceident.
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Lokker
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*loud grunting* Thank God for secretaries!
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Robby
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"students may not begin masturbating at this time"
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Guest
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| Robby wrote: | | "students may begin masturbating at this time" |
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Lokker
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*at a University* Can anyone that's labeled: "Hippie", come to the office with your papers.*loud inhaling* And, no, I don't mean for immigration.
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Guest
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| Lokker wrote: | | *at a University* Can anyone that's labeled: "Hippie", come to the office with your papers.*loud inhaling* And, yes, I don't mean for immigration. |
LOL!!
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Lokker
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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone. This next song goes out to Rose Nip- I mean Rose Gipples, from Marty "The Man" Murchinson. He also wants to say "I love you so much, Rose. I want you to know I think of you, everytime I masturbate furiously in the confines of a closet." May everyone enjoy their Valentine's Day, and know that there will always be someone that loves you.
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Guest
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....what the hell!?
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Kabal
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" I pledge alliegance, to the flag, *screaming in the backround* "tell that retard to stop drueling in the inkjet printer again cause he shorted out the whole building last time. . . dammit gary get back in your cage you bastard" cough cough of the united states of america, *screaming starts again* holy crap gary, Someone get me a bucket, gary is pooping his pants again and throwing it at the custodians and faculty. . . "
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Guest
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LOL!!! I pledge allegiance to the flag * in the background* {principal: You got the *bag*?} and the united{drug dealer: yeah, I got bag. principal: good} staes of america and to the republic{principal: here's the money now give the crack} for which it stands, one nation{drug dealer: aight nice doing business with cha}under god, to the divisble, for liberty, and justice for all{ principal: I love the tatse of crack in the morning. OH SHIT IS THING ON!?}
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Lokker
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*passionate moaning in the background* Secretary: TV, booze, and a dirty tape. Life is gooooood!*screaming: give it to me hot stud, and the tv shorts out* Oh, well, I'm naked, and I still have nothing to link this to me.
Principal: Ms. Besybax! I only want to see you naked when the wife's on vacation!
Secretary:*looks at the speaker* Oh, shit! The speaker's on!!!
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King Furry
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*........So yes,that`s when my days as a prostitute all began,and.....hey........OH FUCK!*
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Guest
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Bitch!! where's my money!?
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Lokker
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Principal:*to a shrink* ...And I've been having these dreams of walking through walls of tits, and making out with that painting of the Goddess Venus... *looks at the PA mike* SHIT!!!
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Guest
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Bragging about last sex encounter
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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MJ is on campus!
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Lokker
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Principal: *grunting* I've kept my eyes on you for too long Ms. Bobbit...*looks at the PA mike* SHIT!!! Whatever...*continues grunting*
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Y2JCrusher
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Don't worry Josh, they won't know I'm gay....... Oh crap.
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Lokker
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Officer: We believe there's an orgy going to happen in the cafeteria at lunch, we would like to monitor their behavior.
Principal: Sure, they're not my kids.
Officer: We hope to find several boxes of condoms somewhere in the school, to arrest these aroused teenagers.
*both of them look at the mike* Both: Oh, shiiiit.
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the hunter
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EVERYONE EVACUWATE THE SCHOOL! THE LUNCH LADY IS STREAKING!
"children run out of the school covering there eyes"
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Lokker
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May I please have your attention; There have been reports of spontaneous sex among the faculty, and no one wants to see naked adults, so cover your eyes and run like a man with vaseline was after you!*all the girls run out screaming, but the college boys whip out cameras*
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the hunter
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every one may i have youre attention please, will the real slim shady, please stand up?
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Lokker
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It's Valentine's Day and we're also having a school erection... election, and we'll be starting the day of love off with a poem brought to us from the school football team. *clears throat* Roses are red, violets are blue. You're hot and sexy, how 'bout a screw? WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS!?!?
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SYLUXMASTER7227
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hahhahah!
this is MJ i am now your principal
and as my first order...BEND OVER!!
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Lokker
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Principal: I don't think you heard me... STOP STEALING MY TOILET PAPER!!!
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Guest
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ROFLMFAO!!
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Lokker
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Principal: A warning to all students and faculty, Monica Lewinski is in the school! Look under all desks and boys washrooms for her. *zippers unzipping can be heard in many areas of the school*
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icygangsta
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| Lokker wrote: | | icy you are the best in the world better than me lalalalal* |
that is hilarious
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Lokker
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I request that the previous post be deleted in this thread, I'm getting tired of people spamming in threads not found in the spam lounge.
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the hunter
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"attetion all students. if you fail this test, you will be sent to make out with my grandma, and im 67 years old. imagine her.
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Robby
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(the student body will now walk single-file out to the courtyard and we will proceede with our machine-gunning as discussed in the faculty meeting. Students who attempt to escape will be hit on the rist.)
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Brandon
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Put that damn thing in the hole! Shit! I got shit on my dick! Well I got Dick on my Shit!
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King Furry
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| Robby wrote: | | (the student body will now walk single-file out to the courtyard and we will proceede with our machine-gunning as discussed in the faculty meeting. Students who attempt to escape will be hit on the rist.) |
lol hitler.
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