Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''
And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''
Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''
Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''
Shas'o Keljel
LMAO!!! That is great
Death Bat
its messed up though i mean thats horrible
the hunter
lol
Shas'o Keljel
Thats not that messed up its just says that the guys wife has been sleeping around, the other shit you guys post is fucked up.
King Furry
*coughs due to asthma**dies from asthma attack*
SYLUXMASTER7227
wtc
Guest
...lol
people cheating ftl :/
SYLUXMASTER7227
word lol
that was still funny
Death Bat
the hilery clinton joke i posted is great go look at it
Lokker
His friends must be pissed that he slept with his best-friend's wife, though. They weren't expecting that response, no doubt.
