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Yo Mama (so fat jokes and stupid jokes)Yo mama's SO FAT she thought that we lived in a candybar galaxy |
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| Guest |
Yo mamas so fat that when she walked infront of the T.V. I missed 3 commercials. | ||||
| the hunter |
YO MAMAS SO FAT! SHE USES A BED MATRISS AS A TAMPON!
yo momas like a rifle, 4 cocks and shes loaded yo mamas like mcdonalds, open tell midnight yo mamas like a refridgerater, everyone gets to put there meat in there yo mamas so pore, she had to put a mcdonalds milk shake on lay away. youre mamas so stupid, she sat on the t.v and watched the couch youre mamas so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes youre mamas so stupid she triped over a cordless phone youre mamas so fat when she walks on the beach the tide comes in youre mamas so fat she played pools with the planets youre mamas so fat she has her own website. herspace.com youre mamas so fat she has her own gravotational pull youre momas so fat, when she cut her leg gravy poored out youre momas teeth or so bad, she spits out butter youre mama is so fat, it takes a full galon of gas to go around her youre moma is so fat, her blood type is rocky road hope thats enough |
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| King Furry |
lol. | ||||
| bluwirz_fYre |
Your Momma's so fat it took 3 days to drive around her.
Your momma's so fat I walked around her and got lost. Your momma's so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic! 
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| Guest |
WTF!? what magic!? |
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| the hunter |
ROFLMAO! man that one was funny, unlocked the magic |
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| Guest |
What magic!? |
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| the hunter |
its an old joke...they say that oreos unlock magic, but they dont. and shes so fat that she did, lol | ||||
| Guest |
What did the magic do? | ||||
| the hunter |
its just a thing they added in there title lol. its just a not detaild thing lol | ||||
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Aight. | ||||
| Guest |
your momma is ssooo fat that she has to wear shirts that are big! | ||||
| Guest |
WTF THAT WAS FREAKING RETARDED. | ||||
| King Furry |
Yo momma so fat,shes PHAT! | ||||
| Guest |
Your mamas so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
You mamas so F-A-T i mean shes so F-A-T and so stupid she mistaked an inner tube for a jelly roll |
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| the hunter |
YO mama is sooo fat, she makes the hamburgerler look bad
Yo mama is sooo fat, she keaps bolony sandwiches in the flaps of her fat |
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| bluwirz_fYre |
Your momma's so fat, when she sits down, she causes the apocaylopse!!
Your momma's so fat, when she sat down in Arizona, the Grand Canyon was formed! Your momma's so ugly, when she wobbles down the street in July, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." Your momma's so ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
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| Guest |
You're momma so fat, she sucks her dad because she though he was a sugerdaddy. | ||||
| the hunter |
eeew lol, ive got nothin | ||||
| Lokker |
Yo mama's so fat, she was the stunt-double for the boulder in an Indianna Jones movie
Yo mama's so lonely, she wanders the streets with crotchless panties Yo mama's so fat, pale, and ugly, guys walk past her and think it's Frosty the Snowb!tch Yo mama's so ugly, she could have 10 billion dollars, and not a single pimp would go to her |
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| Lokker |
Yo mama's so ugly, she could pass her drink around the room and when it would get back to her, it would be fortified with vitamins.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore pink on her wedding day, so she wouldn't hear "An avalanche at wedding," if she wore white. Yo mama's so fat and ugly, doctors wouldn't know where the baby could come out. |
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| bluwirz_fYre |
Yo momma's so fat, she buys clothes in 3 sizes: Extra Large, Gigantic, and Ohmygoitscomingrightforus!
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| Lokker |
Yo mama's so stanky she buys deodorant in three strengths: Super, Ultra, and King Kong's Armpit Sanitizer. | ||||
| bluwirz_fYre |
Your momma's so stupid, she failed lunch!
Your momma's so fat, she put on a yellow dress, went for a run, and people chased after her yelling, "Taxi!" Your momma's so ugly, she gave Freddy Kreuger nightmares!
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| King Furry |
Sweet Jesus! |
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| Lokker |
Yo mama's so old and ugly, she was Picasso's muse. | ||||
| Guest |
Ya momma is so ugly she locked her self in tescos and starved to death ((tescos is a supermarket))
Ya momma is so old her birth certificate is expired! Ya momma is so old her birth certificate is in roman numbers Ya momma is so ugly da tide wouldnt even take her out Ya momma is so fat when she was in da sea the whales started singing "We are family... Even though your fatter dan me" for mor of dem  + funnier go to www.forwardgarden.com
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| bluwirz_fYre |
Your momma's so fat, she farted and a hurrican hit Cuba!
Your momma's so fat, she sat down and caused and earthquake! Your momma's so fat, a group of Great Whites couldn't finish her! Your momma's so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the elephants ride her! Your momma's so fat, she stuck her butt out the window and there was a full moon! Your momma's teeth are so yellow, she put the sun outta buisness! Your momma's so ugly, she smiled at the sun, and the sun went blind!
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| Lokker |
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she spits butter when she talks.
Yo dad's so bad at golf, only two balls he hits on the course is stepping on a rake. Yo mama's so boring, she makes heroin addicts wanna change the channel. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the only way to get an hockey player licked is to get the drunk. |
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