Yo Mama

Lokker · Yo Mama

Since the other thread is getting a tad big, I think this should be a thread for insult jokes.
Your mama's so fat, instead of water she sweats crisco.

Guest

YO mama is so fat . . .her blood type is rocky road.

yo mama is so fat . . . she wore high heels outside her house and struck oil . .

yo mama must be on that new diet . . .slim slow . . .

yo mama is so fat she walked past the television and i missed 3 commercials

Lokker

Yo mama's so stanky she has to change her drawers every 10k.

Yo mama's teeth are so bad when she talks she spits butter.

Yo mama's breath is so bad people think she frenched a sewer.

Guest

ur mum was a virgin now shes a pay as u go

Lokker

Yo mama's like like a good hotel, open 24 hours a day, and can be bargained for a better price.

Guest

YOur momma's like the community bike, everyone gets a ride.

Robby

Nice'n's.

Lokker

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought having an eating disorder was eating dis order of food.

Guest

ur mum is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

Guest

YO mama is so dumb she got tangled and choked to death on a cordless phone. . .

Yo mama is so dumb, she got locked in Giant Eagle and staved to death.

yo mama is so dumb that she wasted a whole day just sitting there watching a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Lokker

Yo mama's so ugly, she inspired a new tv series called: "Pimp my Face".

Yo mama's so lonely her turn-on's are ski masks, and anyone with a crobar.

Guest

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Lokker

Yo mama's so ugly she locked eyes with Medusa and Medusa turned to stone.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she farts, she sounds like a can being crushed.

Yo mama's so short, she needs a step ladder to get to on a chair.

the hunter

HAHAHAHAHAHA! no to forage deep within my brain and try and find my best yo mama jokes.

YO MAMAS LIKE A RIFLE! 4 COCKS AND SHES LOADED

YO MAMAS LIKE MCDONALDS, OPEN TILL MIDNIGHT

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE USES A BED MATRIS AS A TAMPON

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE PLAYS POOL WITH THE PLANETS

Guest

ya mama's so fat that she puts her belt on with a boomarang . . .

your mama is so ugly, she claims that she has a receding hair line but in all actuality, its running away from her face . .

your mama is so ugly that she needs to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

your mama is so fat that the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door.

Lokker

Yo mama's so sick she'll lose her hair in a slap fight.

Yo mama's nose is so big, every time she blows it, construction workers take a break.

Yo mama's so short and dumb, she'll straddle a water fountain, thinkin' it's a D.I.Y. Enema.

Yo mama's so light, one sneeze sends her back a few feet.

Yo mama's so hungry she'll eat a 5-course meal, and ask why they're serving snacks.

Robby

heh, nice.

Guest · yo mama

yo mama so ugly it takes two bags to cover her face
yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says my phone number
yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued"
yo moma so fat she sweats ragu
yo momma so fat when she sits around the house SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Lokker

Yo mama's so ugly she has three-peice bathing suit, a top, a bottom, and a blindfold.

Yo mama's so drunk, she tripped over a bath rug, and started giggling.

Yo mama's so fat, you lift up her belly and find a hobo sleeping under there.

Yo mama's so thin, she gets chased around an Olympic Stadium with people yelling, "the vaulting pole is alive!!!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she rolls a dice at a casino and goes, "Yahtzee."

Robby

lol, a hobo in her.

Guest

Yo mama's so ugly, that when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.

Lokker

Good one.

Yo mama's breath's so bad, you don't have a tan, she just breathed on you.

Yo mama's breath's so bad, she makes altoids go on strike.

Yo mama's face's so messed up, she walks into Lenscrafters, and makes them say, "Hey, Lady? An hour, my butt! I'd have better luck with a Mr. Potato-Head!"

Yo mama's so fat, she dated a rock climber and found a flag on her butt the next day.

Guest

Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, it showed her phone-number.

You mama's so dumb, that she stared a a carton of orange juice for 3 hours, because it said "concentrate".

Lokker

Yo mama's so fat she steps on a scale and it says, "Please, don't eat me!"

Yo mama's so stanky she gets arrested for biological attacks when she washes her clothes.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes Dementors from Harry Potter wet themselves and run away.

SYLUXMASTER7227

when ur mom is on the beach people yell "FREE WILLIE!"

ur momma is so fat she had to be baptized at sea world!!

Lokker

Yo mama's so dumb, she hears "Free Willie!" she says, "Mr. Nelson's in jail!?"

Yo mama's so hardcore, she uses a brick for a tampon.

Yo mama's breath so bad, when she burps, it looks like a sulphur cloud.

Yo mama's so cheap, her car's like Jame's Bond's; bald-head tires, leaves an oil slick and a smokescreen when she turns it on, and an antenna disguised as a coat-hanger.

Yo mama's so edgy, she takes a pregnancy test after kissing someone.

Guest

your mom's like a taxi everyone gets a ride

Lokker

Yo grand-mama's so short, she got bullied by Thumbalina in highschool.

You're so ugly you try to kiss a hooker, and she says "Not on a first date."

You're dad's so bald he can deflect bullets with his head.

You're so short, you're not allowed on merri-go-rounds.

icygangsta

YO mamas so dumb she got locked up in a grocery store and starved

YO mams so dumb she got locked up in MFI and slept omn the floor

Lokker

Yo' dog's so snooty she won't smell another dogs butt until it's been sanitized.

You're so rich you can buy a whopper from McDonalds.

Yo' moma's so paranoid she wets herself when the phone rings.

Yo' mama's so dirty, she's the reason Mr. Clean's blad.

icygangsta

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Guest

I got some:

Yo momma so fat when she did the hokie-pokie she knocked everybody out.

Yo momma so fat when I took her to a resteraunt she got an eating disorder. She was eating dis order, that order.

Yo momma so dirty when I called her I got an ear infection.

Lokker

Yo mama's so fat, all her relationships are long-distance.

Yo mama's like Walmart, there's always a better price, always.

Yo mama's so hairy, you can't tell if she's horny or trying to find food in her teeth.

Yo mama's so horny, she needs a bouncer to keep out minors.

Yo mama's so cheap, she sounds like that Calypso song "Day old, daaaay old! The old bread come and your friends go home!"