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omg omg omg im like crying thats how good it is

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"

"Well, yes, but only once."
"Once is all it takes" he replied.


Then the torso came out and it was yellow.
"Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?"
"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

"Once is all it takes," he said.
When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian.
"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."
"Once is all it takes," he said.

He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!"

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ROFLMAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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im still laughing lol

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man thats gross.....

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XDDDDDDDD
gross but funny XDDDDDDD Bouaha

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thats not gross sell, thats funny lol
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yes grossly funny

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wat he said^

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lol thats funny
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if thats gross why do you have a pic in your sig from an anime going " we'd hit it " !

i know you likey ! *WINK*

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lol this topic is so old

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wow this thing is like last year old well like last summer

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XDXD Thats seriously the best joke Ive heard in a while!

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yay i posted the best joke heard in awhile ^^

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You should see the Myspace vid' of Gabriel Iglesias' Comedy Special. "Damn Mexicans!"

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