Double Jokes

Jokes that start off normal then suckerpunch you with something unexpected.

I'd like a woman that could drink me under the table and enjoy alcohol.

I'm having trouble with my ride, can you also help me with my car?

I can do 71 jobs, cooking, cleaning and 69.

I shot a lot in the rough, plus I did badly at the golf course.

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hahaha i got those

*thinks*

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hah, those were neat. Nice to see the jokes section gettin some action. Nice!