THERE ISNT ENOUGH GAMES! WELL HERES ONE! I CALL OUT!

I lay down my Government Service Card, It knows Hacker and his family have been abusing their wellfare and for this they are instantly arrested and his life points drop by over 9000 Making me the Instant winner KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!

dude i dont know y u think im on welfare

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Do I need to get Jon here so we can explain it to you again?

fine do it cause one im not so shut the fuck up

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It will be a week because Jon is in Canada right now

fine dick head lol

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roflmao, josh isnt on welfare lol

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hey people! dont let this thread die just becouse of a little intervention! I CALL OUT!

CRAB CAKES! it sends out an arora of great and tasty smell of the best darn cake you could eat! it lores all monsters no matter what to it, and when they eat it, they get crabs! pubic hair lice!

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I attack crab cakes with Chuck Norris's ROUND HOUSE KICK.
Instant death mother trucker.

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yeah but i had a trap card! the gaping vagina, as chuck went for my crab cakes the vagina sucked him up and instantly killed chuck norris, becouse the crab cakes gives the vagina a boost becouse its pubic hair lice! and it gives it enough power to take out chuck norris.

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I summon danny phanotm and use one of his special abilities (His ghostly wail destroys all ghosts and since everyone's been turned into a ghost, all your monsters die.) Now I equip him with four horns of the unicorns to raise his ATK to 4200 (started with 1400) and then I use another special ability of his, by giving up 1000 LP I can summon a clone of him, now I use defusion wave motion and give up 2000 to attck everyone so I use both my dannys to destory all you guys. GAME OVER I WIN BITCHES!!!

You forgot about me, bitch! I summon Beetlejuice by saying his name three times and equipping him with the Plasmius-Maximus to diffuse Danny's ghost energy and send his attack power to 100, making him easy pickings for my Goomba Mine Magic card, that destroys all monsters who have had their attack power reduced by 1000 or more. I also use a card called Rejuvenation of the masses that revive all past competitors, with only half of their max. Life Points restored. This game isn't over until it's over!

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I use soul release to remove five cards from the game, then play Harpuia (ATK 500/DEF 500). Then I activate my facedown card, return from different dimension which allows me (at the cost of 2000 LP) bring back every monster I removed from the game so I bring back Megaman (ATK/ DEF 2500) Zero, (ATK DEF 2500), Axl (ATk2400/ DEf2000), and Sigma (ATK 2800/ DEF 2100). Then I use Harpuia's special ability (by removing monsters from the game I can add half their attack points to him) giving him a total of 5400 ATK. Now I play anoher facedown card, megamorph which (as long as my lifepoints are lower than yours) double my monster's attackpoints to 10800. Then I play darkhole (which destroys all monsters on the feild) followed by white hole (which protects my monsters from dark hole). Then I activate my other face down card, another diffusion wave motion but first I play (two facedown) diaketo teh cure masters (for 2000 extra LP) then I play diffusion wave motion, attack all you bitches (who were then made vunerable) and WIN!!

I summon Michael Jackson to rape all of the other monsters.

I win

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Well i summon Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC!!! He stops MJ dead in his tracks!!!!

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I summon Chuck Norris.

Everyones screwed.

I'll have Chuck round house kick Chris for a instant kill and have MJ rape Chris's dead body.

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I summon R.Kelly!! He pisses in MJ's face and MJ accidentally rapes Chuck Norris!!! Dead

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Chuck Norris can't be raped. Because he's Chuck Norris.

Anyway, Round House Kick, instant death, MJ rapes blah blah blah...........

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I call out! disires card! it will lour all monsters toward my gaping vagina card, no matter what! the desires card shows the desires of the monsters, example it shows a little boy in michals eyes, and as he goes to get it! wamo, vagina eats him

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too bad Chuck Norris doesn't have any desires.

I play the icygangster card. It is fucking useless.

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I play the osama bin laden card!! icy gains nukes and bombs the hell outa sylux!!! Dead

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i play sylux which shock coils u all giving me full life points Shocked

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i play hepatitis a-z !!! Ha and activate my trap card NO MEDICARE/HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!!!! U R F****D

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i play condom which breaks and i die of hepititis

*game over for me*

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